Reblog if you believe Marvel isn’t just ‘for boys’.
Okay you guys, I need your help with something. A girl in my class (I am also a girl) told me today that ‘Marvel is for boys.’(She’s 15, like me.) I (obviously) disagree with this, because it shouldn’t be for any specific gender.
So, to prove her wrong, please spread the word and reblog this to prove that Marvel isn’t just for boys.
I’m 25 and I still want to be Natasha when I grow up.
There was a guy with an open budwiser tallboy in his hand on the bus. No paper bag or anything. Zero fucks given. Like, this guy has been stockpiling fucks since the coldwar he gives so few.
HOLY SHIT SIGNAL BOOST
That hormone isn’t produced by all types of testicular cancer, but given that the normal range in guys is 1/10th what a non-pregnant woman’s levels are, a positive is still valuable information because even on a really sensitive test, that’s extremely elevated. So a negative doesn’t mean you’re cancer-free, but a positive is definitely a good reason to visit a doctor.
Also false positives in women can indicate the possibility of cancer in women, too!
At the end of the experiment, the student should be able to:
1. analyze the purity of aspirin.
He paused beside a pillar, before the tomb of a long-dead Stark.
A jar of wasps which when released would sting deeply.
She had the kind of fingers you want to interlace with your own.
You get the last e-book I read on my phone because I don’t have a physical book at work.
…and then he charmed the pants off Hades so hard
With his lyre and his singing
That Hades says
Give me back my pants that you just charmed off
And I will give you back your woman
But only if you pass a ludicrous and arbitrary test:
See, your chick’s ghost will follow you all the way out of Hades
But you can’t look at her until you’re both in the real world or I get her for keepsies.”
No matter what combination, these are all gold.
You Insecure crotch balloon
You tone deaf dick biscuit
you elitist taint blossom
you communist turd blossom
you communist ass dragon
The adjective - noun - noun combo works but you can also do noun - ing verb - noun -noun. Such as ‘ass munching cock goblin’ or ‘ass ramming douche nozzle’. And in fact you can say anything in that format and make it sound offensive - if you say it with the same inflection, ‘fun loving fluff muffin’ sounds like you just want to insult someone and hate cursing.
Just saw this on twitter help I can’t stop laughing
EVERY TIME I SEE THIS I START LAUGHING AGAIN
Even when everything sucks this makes me laugh.
I started reading The Fault in Our Stars. I know how it ends, I know what’s coming. John Green, why are you making me do this to myself? Also you can be pretty sure I’ll be reading more of your books.
So I made cabbage soup last night and it turned out purple… I don’t even know what to say.